bees, honey and other sticky subjects

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Bees and hares

Now that the Day of the Mobile Phones Kills Bees has gone (with headlines in nearly every British national newspaper, but without anyone yet managing to find the research or even quote the researcher), should Propolis start another hare running? Please vote for one of the following and I'll dig up some under publicised academic somewhere to support the thesis:

CCD caused by bees copying reality TV shows -- they vote each other out of their hive until crisis point is reached.

CCD caused by bees' distress over ongoing British monarchy crisis.

CCD caused by smoker bans in western world.

Feel free to offer your own theories.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only one answer of course Extra Terrestrials:)

3:43 am  

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