bees, honey and other sticky subjects

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Should nature be legal?

Dave Barry asks if nature should be legal. After a few stories about woodchucks acting in a suspicious manner, squirrels charging children, squirrels being eloctrocuted and falling to the ground and causing a bush fire, he retells this:
“A TV reporter’s hair gel apparently attracted a swarm of bees that stung him more than 30 times yesterday.” The reporter was doing a story about beekeeping when the attack occurred; the story states that the beekeeper, in an effort to help, covered the reporter’s head with a protective hood, but unfortunately, the hood “also turned out to contain bees.”



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